Time flies when you're having fun. Time also flies when you're not necessarily having fun. Time flies when you're not having fun at all. Time flies when you hate life. Time flies when you love life. Time flies when you're waiting for what seems like an eternity; it's just not flying in your direction. Time flies into clean windows and loses consciousness in the dirt for a few hours. That's what that thud outside was. Time flies when you think you're working hard until you realize that 6 years have passed by and you have nothing to show for your efforts. Time flies when you're trying your hardest. Time flies when nothing gets done. Time flies when you're trying your hardest to get stuff done but nothing seems to make the cut.

Where does all that stuff go? The effort you put into being fruitful and the prospective results of labor. Where does that go? It existed at one point (inside the head at the very least), so it's not like it never existed. I want to visit this place where dead goals go to flee their creators. Is it the goals that want to run away, or does time kidnap them? Or do their creators lose track of them?

Time flies when you're not trying to write for forty-five minutes. Time flies when you're not doing homework. Time flies when you're not working. Time flies when you're not thinking about the present. Time flies when you're thinking about the past. Time flies when you're thinking about the future. Time flies when fingers hit keyboards around the world.

Time does not fly when only one keyboard is being used. Time does not fly when you're not yet graduated. Time does not fly when you're productive. Time does not fly when you're awake. Time does not fly when you're trying your hardest to make it go faster. Time is not very nice to its inhabitants. Time does not fly when I'm trying to write for forty-five minutes. Time does not fly when I'm healing. Time does not fly when I'm trying to forget. Time does not fly when I'm trying to fall asleep. Time does not fly when I'm tired of the present. Time does not fly when you're waiting for the video to buffer.